Come for the adorable monkey puppet. Stay for the vehicular homicide cover-up.
Come for the adorable monkey puppet. Stay for the vehicular homicide cover-up.
Just how manly is Old Spice’s Bearglove scented deodorant? Allow me to answer that for you.
Here’s another Google Voice transcription gem
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I should probably break this one down and respond accordingly:
Hey Brian, This is done.
Thank you. Please place it on my desk or park it in my driveway.
Sincerely stardom hit the 6th.
That is bad news. Please keep your horse off the golf course. It is not a polo field.
It doesn’t seem right now that the fixtures were confused you when you 6
Indeed. That was a fragile and confusing age for me. Thank you for understanding.
6 is take a lot 5 that 7 minutes 9 at six.
Yes, math is hard, but I still expect you to be at work at carry the 2 minus the hour 7 seven.
When you get the black screen for alright.
I also prefer that to the blue screen. I’ll pass the compliment on to the rest of the IT staff.
3045 seconds and so or 7 done.
Yes, RENT was my favorite musical, too. Wicked is right up there, but there’s something about the way they were just able to freeze time with those number lyrics. Magical.
And then we could use it and then.
Just let me know when it’s done and when
It doesn’t make sense and off so gimme a call
To further proliferate, the request has made too the many, therefore, and which is which. Dial giraffe.
Thanks. Bye.
And just what the heck is that supposed to mean?
I switched my voicemail provider to Google Voice a while back to try the transcription service. I’m never going back. Here’s my most recent voicemail.
Good evening everyone. This is your friendly neighborhood soup kitchen. So I’m calling to tell you thatit’s still raining outside, tomorrow. The buses of the district will be traveling as normal. But due to theexcessive amounts of rain, our drivers. I’ve been informed use extreme caution in the areas. We Are,Flooding is, but any of that busses cannot travel the road safely to pick up your child is normal.Please note that been informed not tourist the safety of all. If you have concerns about your childgetting to school. Please call your child’s respect to the school. And we will speak to you at that pointin time. Have a safe evening. We had a good weekend. Thank you.
This was a very informative message. Up until this point, I had no idea that:
If I hadn’t been stuffing my face with nachos, I would have been more emotional.
Quote of the day- “Ask a college student what they’ll be doing after graduating and they’ll tell you they don’t know. Ask them what they’ll do at the zombie apocalypse and they’ll tell you immediately and in great detail.” – a Montana Tech student.
Student: “Why’d you bring beer in here?”
Teacher: “What? It’s not beer. It’s Diet Mountain Dew.”
Student: “I know what beer looks like, and that’s BEER!”
Behind The Scenes At The Final Days Of “30 Rock”
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
I have to work really hard at not being smart.
Patron: Give me your most unhealthy, most powerful drink!
Barista: How about an espresso or a latte?
Patron: Oh, no. I can’t handle that kind of stuff. Just give me a regular coffee.
The Thrilling Adventure Hour podcast is my favorite comedy podcast recently. I especially like the “Sparks Nevada” segment. It’s got that old-timey radio feel with a touch of modern smarminess. Warning: You may swerve from laughter if listening while driving.
There you go. I plan on making this a weekly feature on this blog, so stay tuned for more. What did you find funny this week? Please share!